I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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