I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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