Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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