how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is my gift to your gina
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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