just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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