A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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