So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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