I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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