Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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