Define "chronic" masturbator.
i was born a porn star she said
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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