my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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