Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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