I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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