he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Are my feet made of real feet?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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