i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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