Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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