Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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