This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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