Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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