oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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