Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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