you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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