What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
