It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes