I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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