i think i have herpe
just one?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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