btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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