its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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