its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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