No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
we're so committed to being not committed
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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