I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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