I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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