Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
actually, I'm a sock model
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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