Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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