Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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