"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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