Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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