Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
