I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I believe in your delicious
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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