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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...

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  ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays

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• (786): View more from Florida

  hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...

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