i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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