Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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