I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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