Who did Billy Mays play for?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire