I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My hand turned me down
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.