the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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