Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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