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I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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