i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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