have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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