We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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