Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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its like you know when i get waxed
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