Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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