Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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