just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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