i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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