You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize
