So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
